Golf Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Golf: A plague invented by the Calvinistic Scots as a punishment for man's sins.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Golf Men Plague Punishment Scots Sin
The Scots say that Nature itself dictated that golf should be played by the seashore. Rather, the Scots saw in the eroded sea coasts… — Alistair Cooke Copy Share Image
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other. — Florence King Copy Share Image
Golf is a worrier's game, inward, concentrated, a matter of inches, invented by the same people who gave us Presbyterianism. — Robert Hass Copy Share Image
Elderly gentlemen, gentle in all respects, kind to animals, beloved by children, and fond of music, are found in lonely corners of the downs,… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
The determining bulk of Scotch people had heard of golf ever since they had heard of God and often considered the two as of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Golf is the Great Mystery. Like some capricous goddess, it bestows its favours with what would appear an almost fat-headed lack of method and… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and… — Maggie Thrash Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's difficult for people to come to the understanding that only a small minority of the people ever really get the word about life,… — Earl Nightingale Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I don't think you play golf just to make money. I think you're just good at it, and that ends up being a profession… — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
A good golfers métier is his or her golfing skill. A great golfers métier is his or her golfing skill, coupled with the mastery… — Lorii Myers Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
Golf is such a big commitment, and so is acting. Sometimes you have to give up something to do something else, although, when I'm… — Kathryn Newton Copy Share Image
I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
“Someone’s coming.” Terry McCaleb looked at his wife and then followed her eyes down to the winding road below. He could see the golf… — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary… — Fred Couples Copy Share Image
The interesting thing is that everyone in golf is just nice. You learn a lot about people playing golf: their integrity, how they play… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
