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“You are such a piece of shit,” I yell into the quiet cab, slapping the horn accidentally. It makes a sound like a wounded…

— M. Leighton

“I open the door and jump into the passenger seat. Sprinkles leap from the donut and cascade around the car, mostly between my seat…

— Victoria Denault

“I sit in the front seat listening to the hum of the engine with a kind of dread, not for what Mama will say…

— Wendy Jean

“He opened the rear door and I got in and sank down into the cushions and George slid under the wheel and started the…

— Raymond Chandler

“And dear Ajay, the Ozone Destroyer! What can I say, aside from: Thank God you are clearing the hell outta my minivan before the…

— Laurie Boyle Crompton

“Now you," Grandma barks at him. "Yes, you, the invisible truck driver," she added, giving me a wicked grin. "Go stand next to Rose…

— Donna Freitas

“One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very…

— Douglas Adams

“After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.' 'What!' the Clock…

— T.J. Klune

“I turned round and round in the middle of the road—a broken toy—my wellies clop-clopping over the white line, and the creaking hinges of…

— Jo Furniss

“Ranger slung an arm around my shoulders and kissed me on the top of my head. “Someday I need to talk to you about…

— Janet Evanovich

“Lips tight, Angelo eyed his beloved car, then his cousin, who wore a smarmy grin. He growled, then tossed him the keys. “Okay, but…

— Darien Cox

“Ford drops his attention down to me. “And Darlin’ I’m always aware when you’re in the room. I know when a chunk of my…

— Xavier Neal