Easter Quote by Anonymous

Did anyone else ever wonder why the easter bunny gave away chocolate eggs?

— Anonymous

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

— Will Ferrell

Every Easter, at one household or another, I find a battle begins and the conversation of how to 'properly eat' a chocolate bunny.

— Hilary Farr

Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies?

— Santa Claus

Easter is the only time of the year when it's perfectly safe to put all your eggs in one basket.

— Anonymous

Easter, it's not about the bunny.

— Itsme867

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

— Denis Leary

Easter has Nuttin to to with a bunnie dropping off eggs and candy.....No More than Xmas has anything to do with a fat man…

— George Trujillo

Ghetto Santa eats cereal with a fork to save on milk.

— Josh Q

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

— Danny DeVito

“Why don't they make chocolate horses for Easter with a belly full of gummy bears. Educational and sweet!”

— Neil Leckman

“It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.”

— Claire Cook