Funny facebook status Quote by Anonymous

“Wine?” “Am I breathing?” “Wine it is.”

— Alice Clayton

God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude'…

— Rick Riordan

“God damn it! Where’s my wine?”

— Mark T. Sullivan

O thou, the drink of gods and angels! Wine

— Robert Herrick

COP: sir, have you been drinking? MAN: no! COP: papers.. MAN: Scissors, I WIN!

— Ana

Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after three days in the ground.

— Simon And Garfunkel

“Beer is man's drink. Water is God's drink. Wine is everyone's drink. Whiskey is the Devil's soup.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“Whiskey, glass, pour, toss back, glare. Repeat. “Cop out,” I slurred in retaliation, pointing the empty glass at Peter. “Don’t get drunk. Fuck. I…

— Dani Alexander

There are two types of wine essentially, and everybody knows this. There's the one where you drink it and go, "Mmmm, well that's ok,…

— Dylan Moran

“Jesus Christ walks into a bar and says, "I'll just have a glass of water.”

— Various

'Jesus died for us just drink this drink.' My sister in law is a genius.

— Anonymous

You can turn water into wine if your name is Jesus, last I checked, your name was willie. - Jase

— Duck Dynasty