Funny easter Quote by Anonymous

I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.

— Katie Couric

Many people first encounter Jesus during childhood when they are suddenly confronted by a horrifying statue of a man nailed to a cross, and…

— Michael Leunig

Halloween wraps fear in innocence, As though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat..

— Anonymous

“Why did I, like thousands of others, have to carry a cross I hadn't chosen, a cross which was not made for my shoulders…

— Philippe Claudel

Yeah, yeah trick or treat. Now shut the hell up and give me the damn candy!

— Justin Lee Riner

It's time to cancel Halloween candy and improve the health of our children.

— Richard Bacon

“There will be a cauldron of spiced hot cider, and pumpkin shortbread fingers with caramel and fudge dipping sauces as our freebies, and I've…

— Stacey Ballis

There's something incredibly liberating about a holiday that encourages children to take candy from strangers

— Steve Almond

“Because you may not love the candy-man, but you do love the candy.”

— Stephen King

I love any kind of candy.

— Kris Allen

My favorite thing about horror is that it attracts this great group of nuts, of which I include myself in. I was always kind…

— Jason Blum

Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the…

— Lauren Springer