Quote by Anne Lamott

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out…

— Anne Lamott

“She glanced over at Zachariah, who was busy patting Church. The cat had climbed up onto the champagne table and was gleefully knocking over…

— Cassandra Clare

“All kidding aside, just be careful around this guy, okay, Gin? A slick smile can hide a lot of sins.” He paused. “Trust me.…

— Jennifer Estep

“Christian looked at her fondly. When she was happy, so was he.”

— Jean Ferris

“Mrs. May winced. She thought the word Jesus should be kept inside the church building like other words inside the bedroom.”

— Flannery O'Connor

“I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. “You could have at least licked it.” He smirked darkly. “I hear that all too…

— Dannika Dark

“She smiled like a story entering the mind of a cat.”

— Kenneth Patchen The Journal of Albion Moonlight

“I hope I'm not a vegetarian..." her voice trailed off as she burst into laughter. I had to join in her merriment. Lifting up…

— Melanie Moreland

“There are days when I go to church just for the chance to maybe see her smile at me.”

— Frank Warren

“I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact that I was drinking coffee at that…

— Jarod Kintz

“I frowned. “I need her more than Jesus does.”

— Jamie McGuire