Children Quote by Anne Fortier

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What if while we were parked we got broadsided by a speeding…

— Jarod Kintz

If I could marry my motorcycle, I'd roll her right up to the altar.

— Flip Wilson

“I guess if I'd wanted a nice, biddable wife, I should've looked somewhere other than a tattooed, sharp-tongued, Harley-riding, motorcycle designer.”

— Julie Ann Walker

“I’d race my motorcycle across the ocean just to avoid swimming in the desert. Ladies, I hope this indicates what kind of lover I’d…

— Jarod Kintz

“It isn’t married-people lovemaking that follows. We have fumbling, groping, backseat-of-the-car, unprotected-because-who-gives-a-fuck, protons-smashing-together sex.”

— Blake Crouch

“You will have a wife, and children of your own, and they will want to be driven to different places at the same time.…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

“You’ve never ridden a motorcycle before?” “Nope.” “What kind of bad-boy girlfriend are you?” I ask in mock dismay. “Evidently a terrible one.” I…

— M. Leighton

“The best part of being married is that now when we walk down the street, people won't just see two guys and a kid,…

— Patricia A. Gozemba

“My wife and I will probably have lots of kids. Just not with each other.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People with motorcycles always assume that everyone without one wants a ride. I didn't want to offend him, so I said sure.”

— Hilary Thayer Hamann

“I hear she's been wanting to go for a ride on a motorcycle if any of you riders are interested.”

— Kimberly Lauren

“Who said happily ever after couldn’t involve bikers?”

— Bella Jewel