"If so, I couldn't imagine how the opposite……" — Ann Aguirre
"If so, I couldn't imagine how the opposite gender managed to get out of bed in the morning. They might be lovely to look at, but clear thinking wasn't their strong point."
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150 Quotes by Ann Aguirre
Ann Aguirre has 150 quotes on this site.
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Not just when its easy. All the time.
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My skill didn't lie in planning battles, only in fighting them.
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They say funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Those rites are what permit you to move…
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No matter how interminable something feels, there is always, always an ending. Sometimes that's good, and sometimes it's bad; sometimes…
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I'll always want him. Until every sun goes dark in every sky, until I am nothing more than long-forgotten cosmic…
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Time is fluid, so the moments where everything feels perfect pass in a wink, and those where you're on your…
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I’m not a woman you bring home to Mother, pick out china patterns with, or Mary forefend, breed. I’ve seen…
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As I dive between the legs of a big Gunnar, I see Mair wind up and slam her shockstick hard…
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Mother Mary of Anabolic Grace, we got Teras incoming?” He levels angry blue eyes on me. “You’re a hex, lady,…
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His face held a certain impassivity; you see it in all waiters and valets. They might want to jam a…
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Men can be very stupid. We cease to value what we have until it's gone, and only then do we…
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Sometimes broken things heal crooked. The pieces didn’t fit anymore.
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I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back…
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
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This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
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