Quote by Anh Do Download Open image ““knew it was going to be trouble when Granddad showed up at breakfast wearing fake monkey ears.”” — Anh Do ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Sometimes I’d take off my earmuffs and memory goggles and turn around to discover that my father had been standing in the doorway, just… — Joshua Foer Copy Share Image
“Oh.” My dad actually looked sheepish. “It’s one o’clock in the morning and I was going to tell you to shut the monkey up… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Dad had attention issues and Ms. Scarecrow Brain wouldn’t notice a flying monkey if it smacked her in the face.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“His ears and nose were raspberry red, and when he spoke, a cloud of vapor billowed from his mouth. I wanted to tell him… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“And I can't believe you didn't tell me you were all goo-goo eyed over my dad. Oh, and that you failed to mention you… — Kade Boehme Copy Share Image
“I was just about to get up when Dad rushed into the kitchen. He was in pajamas, which was totally bizarre. Dad never came… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“my mother snatched the rope necklaces away and was yelling at my father.” — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“For the first time, it hit me that my mother and father were deaf.” — Lou Ann Walker Copy Share Image
“Nobody sounds like that! Mom, Aunt Nan, it won’t work. No way is he ever, ever, ever going to blend in. And his...you know…his… — Anne Eliot Copy Share Image
“Hairy monkeyballs!” I hiss. “Dogshit on a stick! Puke pancakes!” A head pokes in. Wren, green eyes smiling, walks over to my bed. “I… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
“I should have known then it wasn´t nothing , as he called it. But I was eight months pregnant. No sense closing the barn… — Suzanne Finnamore Copy Share Image
I love being on stage and connecting with 2000 people, but you don't really see me that often at the Logies and all that… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
Many people told me not to call the book '... Refugee' because Aussies won't buy it. I told them I have faith in Aussies,… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
You know, my mum's never seen me do stand-up. Ever. She's just too lazy to come. — Anh Do Copy Share Image
My mum knows people in the village who died or were affected by Agent Orange who had kids who are disabled. I could have… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
I've learnt that the muse is like an angry girlfriend. If she comes knocking you better be home because if you're not, she doesn't… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
I cranked out a book. I didn't expect it to do much, but it's sold 80,000 copies. — Anh Do Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and stare at… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
I started mixing my real life stories into my stand-up, and on stage it's much more powerful. — Anh Do Copy Share Image
One of my uncles was actually a sapper who cleared land mines for Anzacs, Australian soldiers, and we had to flee Vietnam. There were… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
This mum comes up, she's got a five-year-old kid and she says, 'Can he have your autograph, you are his favourite person in the… — Anh Do Copy Share Image