Stage Quotes by Anh Do

I love being on stage and connecting with 2000 people, but you don't really see me that often at the Logies and all that…

— Anh Do

Many people told me not to call the book '... Refugee' because Aussies won't buy it. I told them I have faith in Aussies,…

— Anh Do

You know, my mum's never seen me do stand-up. Ever. She's just too lazy to come.

— Anh Do

My mum knows people in the village who died or were affected by Agent Orange who had kids who are disabled. I could have…

— Anh Do

I've learnt that the muse is like an angry girlfriend. If she comes knocking you better be home because if you're not, she doesn't…

— Anh Do

I cranked out a book. I didn't expect it to do much, but it's sold 80,000 copies.

— Anh Do

Stand-up comedy is a really lonely profession: you 'perform for 2000 people, then you go to a hotel room by yourself and stare at…

— Anh Do

I reckon I'm actually one of the least funny in my family.

— Anh Do

I started mixing my real life stories into my stand-up, and on stage it's much more powerful.

— Anh Do

One of my uncles was actually a sapper who cleared land mines for Anzacs, Australian soldiers, and we had to flee Vietnam. There were…

— Anh Do

There are only two times. Now and too late.

— Anh Do

This mum comes up, she's got a five-year-old kid and she says, 'Can he have your autograph, you are his favourite person in the…

— Anh Do