Quote by Angie Sage Download Open image ““Crazy as a cuttlefish Nasty as a RAT Put her in a pie dish Give her to the CAT!”” — Angie Sage ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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Oh dear," said Sarah anxiously, "I do wish he wouldn't do these silly things." I'm sure we all wish that, Sarah," said Marcia sternly.… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
“What's a flange?" asked Marcia. A what?" A flange. It says here attatch piece Y to the long, upright D, taking care to align… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
Been having a fight with your blankets, Septimus?" A familiar voice echoed down the chimney. "Looks like you lost," the voice continued with a… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
There's no way the new chimney will fall down, Lu. Not with you in charge. It wouldn't dare. — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
“Well, I suggest you sleep on it," said Aunt Zelda sensibly. "Things always look better in the morning.” — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
I really like Septimus Heap. he is my favorite guy in the story. I should make you all read it. — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
Use your head, Sep. Loads of wolverines. Hanging around waiting for super. Gtting excited. eating mint blasts. so what do you think they do?'… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
“You could give us a hand instead of staring into space like a constipated camel.” — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
“Ah Ratty, what good times we'll have," said Mad Jack. "Just you and me, Ratty. We'll go cuttin' them reeds together, and if you're… — Angie Sage Copy Share Image
