Differences Quote by Andrew Kaufman

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“- the only difference between a happy ending and a sad ending is where you decide the story ends.”

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“He knocks on doors and stands there. You’d be surprised how few doors get answered”

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“Why do bad things happen to good people?' 'Because it makes a good story.”

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“the code of a world he'd never been invited to join.”

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