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“Brandon turns to my dad with big, innocent eyes. “Daddy, do you know how to do the horizontal tango?”

— Simone Elkeles

“I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.”

— Sam Cheever

“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.”

— David Wong

“There was a sharp knock on the front door and being that it was a flimsy piece of shit the thing creaked and opened…

— James Cox

“Hi, Daddy.” “Baby . . . did you find some trouble today?” “It wasn’t my fault, Daddy.” “It never is.” “Jay was bleeding. He…

— Jamie McGuire

“Daddy, you said ass.”

— Kimi Flores

“my dad likes to say that you can shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which one gets full first”

— Mindy McGinnis

“Oh,” I said. I felt like I’d just swallowed a boot: sick and lumpy. “Are you okay?” the blond kid asked me. “You look…

— James Patterson

“All’s well that ENDS well, eh, Chuck?” his father joked as his mom and little sister giggled. Pale as a ghost, Chuck felt his…

— O. Penn-Coughin

“Daddy let go with his right hand and drove his fist into Josh’s belly. Air blasted out of his lungs with a whoosh as…

— Charlotte Abel

“I never swallowed before. The idea of it wigged me out, but not with him. Apparently, it was my inner porn star.”

— J. Lynn