"Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get……" — Amy Sedaris
"Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show."
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86 Quotes by Amy Sedaris
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My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
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I live in the moment.
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The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.
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I’ve named everything that I’ve ever owned. Real or inanimate, I have to give it a first and last name.…
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I cried when I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed…
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I listen. I like to give advice. Mostly, Ill just try to listen to my friends, and theyll say the…
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My little brother Paul. He owns his own floor sanding business called Silly P Hardwood Floors and hes really good.
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I really don't like going out. I don't like restaurants because I don't like the idea of someone, a waitress,…
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! -…
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I have no desire to carry a movie.
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I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like,…
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Don't make anybody a homemade gift. Unless you're really good, or it's going to be really practical. If it's a…
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