““Must you insist on walking around the house naked, Jules? It makes me feel like I’m living in some kind of sordid fraternity house.” “I’m not naked.” I say, pointing to the towel around my waist. “A towel does not count as clothing,” Gaspard chides. “Whatever you say,” I respond, and, yanking off the towel, drape it over my shoulders like a scarf. Gaspard shakes his head mournfully and wanders off toward the kitchen, mumbling, “I am living with cretins.””