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“To turn wireless off, from the Home screen tap the Menu button, select Settings, and enable Airplane Mode.”

— Amazon

Dang! I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying!

— Anas

“wireless network, please contact your Network Administrator or the individual responsible for maintaining the network you are trying”

— Amazon

“the Home screen and select Settings. Your Kindle must be registered to view all settings. The available settings are: Airplane Mode: Allows you to…

— Amazon

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

— Steven Wright

I do not like not having Wi-Fi in general, but certainly not on a plane. I fall apart.

— Billy Eichner

People are very interested in having access to wireless data while they are on a plane.

— Steve Largent

There is no WiFi in the Forest. But I promise, youll find a better connection.

— Anonymous

“From the desktop, right-click the Start button and then choose Control Panel. 2. From the Control Panel, click System and Security and then click…

— Andy Rathbone

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but…

— George Carlin

But I always get my wifi disconnected.... :(

— Melchor Lim

I have no misgivings about using a flight computer.

— Victor J. Glover