Band Quote by Alexei Sayle

I am quite girly.

— Alexei Sayle

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states,

— Alexei Sayle

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying…

— Alexei Sayle

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.

— Alexei Sayle

Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and…

— Alexei Sayle

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

— Alexei Sayle

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of…

— Alexei Sayle

I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.

— Alexei Sayle

I'm fascinated by comedy.

— Alexei Sayle

A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and…

— Alexei Sayle

As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.

— Alexei Sayle

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

— Alexei Sayle