Fifteen Quote by Alan King
“You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.”
About This Quote
Source Stand‑up Comedy Routine, 1975
A joke about longevity and health, implying that a good diet may extend life but also lead to prolonged discomfort.
In simple terms: Good diet may lengthen life but cause later inconveniences.
Key Takeaway
Consider health benefits versus quality of life.
Themes
health
longevity
humor
Mood
wry
humorous
Type
observational
satirical
When to use this quote
- diet planning
- elder care
- medical decisions
Key Concepts
trade‑offs
quality of life
Questions to Reflect On
- Is a longer life worth extended inconvenience?
- How do you weigh health benefits against daily comfort?
A Different Perspective
Longevity may not outweigh daily discomfort.
