Books Quote by Alan Dipert

“Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after you’ve had diarrhea                                                                           Author – Unknown”

— Bianca Ku

That awkward moment when you're in a library and you want to fart so badly...

— Epifania Savea

“We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you any different. KURT VONNEGUT, JR.”

— Christopher Ryan

“you can’t fart without changing the balance in the universe”

— Philip K. Dick

“Having a silent fart is like getting rid of shit in your life - Politely.”

— Bhawna Kak

“Good programming, like good books, asks a little more of the viewer. But no executive today will risk having the viewer bored for even…

— Fareed Zakaria

“I realized that you don't try on a pair of pants, fart in them, and then put them back on the shelf, and the…

— Laurie Notaro

“I can follow pretty much every programming language out there, I can make a two-hundred-year-old diary out of some really nasty ingredients, I can…

— Keith R.A. DeCandido

“I intended to make it sound guileless and rather sweet but you will see in it the little blades of social criticism without which…

— John Steinbeck

When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add farts.

— Jennifer Coolidge

“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.”

— Richard B. Knight

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett