"I wouldn't touch Chimbonda with a barn door" — Alan Brazil

More Barn Quotes

This quote is filed under Barn Quotes, one of 103 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• The moon is brighter since the barn burned. — Matsuo Basho
• I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. — Johnny Carson
• I would not a bit mind sleeping in the cool grass in summer, and when winter came on sheltering myself… — Oscar Wilde
• The smell of coffee cooking was a reason for growing up, because children were never allowed to have it and… — Edna Lewis
• I assume my stance, and take back the club, low, slowly; at the top, my eyes fog over, and my… — John Updike
• To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole… — Charles Dickens
• You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their… — Don Meyer
• We always need to be prepared and work hard in practice so we can be just like the farmer who… — Don Meyer
• You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only… — Genevieve Gorder
• Freedom is not empowerment. Empowerment is what the Serbs have in Bosnia. Anybody can grab a gun and be empowered.… — P.J. O'Rourke
• A little and a little, collected together, becomes a great deal; the heap in the barn consists of single grains,… — Saadi
• A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn… — James Thomas Fields

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