Black Quote by Al Capone

“The kitten I got is black and white and has long hair. Really long hair (think Willie Nelson). I decided to call him Cap’n…

— Jarod Kintz

“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator, but at…

— Jesse Andrews

The boys with their feet on the desks know that the easiest murder case in the world to break is the one somebody tried…

— Raymond Chandler

“People happily kill other people in the name of everything from a god to a country to an overly developed sense of annoyance when…

— Peter Gethers

[A kitten] gets himself into every kind of trouble...

— Champfleury

Kittens can happen to anyone.

— Paul Gallico

“When Montmorency meets a cat, the whole street knows about it; and there is enough bad language wasted in ten seconds to last an…

— Jerome K. Jerome

Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

— Gary Janetti

“Until recently I always thought that 'Cat Boarding' was the way America tortured their felines.”

— Dean MacAllister

Cats rule the world.

— Jim Davis

I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."

— Bethany Cosentino

“That cat doesn't have a lick of sense,' I said, sighing. Well, honey, he's not right in the head,' Dad said, flipping his cigarette…

— Haven Kimmel