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“I find it very concerning that a utility company that has an established history of harassing me has my family under surveillance with a…

— Steven Magee

“has to be connected to the company’s billing department, which in turn needs to be connected to whatever department actually conveys electricity to the…

— Ted Koppel

“house, no bigger than a box of notecards. The”

— Anne Tyler

“Now that parking meters have shifted from quarters to credit cards, I worry someone will steal my identity, my wallet, and my car and…

— Jarod Kintz

“By the time I left the electrical utility industry, I had seen levels of incompetence, illegal and dangerous activities that I could never have…

— Steven Magee

“You know that when a group of utility workers are withholding their customer service identification cards, they are likely engaging in some form of…

— Steven Magee

“This guy was making me tired. “Thanks for the afternoon’s entertainment,” I said. “I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You…

— John Swartzwelder

“I have never liked the phone. Ten years ago, during a misguided fit of self-improvement, I pasted smiley-faced stickers on the phone in my…

— Alice Sebold

“This was a public telephone so it was clearly an oversight that it was working at all.”

— Douglas Adams

“Did you ever wonder if someone is tapping your phone? You know, maybe the FBI guys staking out the front of your house—too”

— Robbie Vanbrabant