Counselor Quote by Adam Selzer

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

— Adam Selzer

I think I was in high school, actually, and it was a guidance counselor or someone said, you know, you're just too loud; like…

— Jessica Valenti

I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was…

— Larry the Cable Guy

That was a mistake, I guess, going out to California. They have these things called guidance counselors in high school. They drink a lot…

— Bonnie Jo Campbell

I know for a fact that I'm problematic. I shouldn't be looked to for any kind of guidance.

— Mitski

A symptomatic example of the way in which violence has saturated everyday life can be seen in the increased acceptance of criminalizing the behavior…

— Henry Giroux

When I was a kid, I thought I was going to be an architect, because when I was 12 years old I had a…

— Al Yankovic

“And maybe on the first day of school I’ll tell the guidance counselor I want to go to college after all so I can…

— E. Lee

I went to Amherst because my brother had gone there before me, and he went there because his guidance counselor thought that we would…

— Joseph Stiglitz

Bridget who is crazy said that sometimes she thought about suicide when commercials come on during TV. She was sincere and this puzzled the…

— Stephen Chbosky

“You're perfect just the way you are...is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic.”

— Libba Bray

God looks like a guidance counselor, God's got that smile. God says, 'How could this be? That's really odd I guess I'll have to…

— Dar Williams