Counselor Quote by Adam Selzer

Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

— Adam Selzer

“A—Advising: responses by which counselors seek to teach useful information and recommend that people consider certain actions, beliefs, or attitudes. These responses can be…

— Howard John Clinebell

I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are…

— Sue Townsend

“I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.”

— Janet Evanovich

“And maybe on the first day of school I’ll tell the guidance counselor I want to go to college after all so I can…

— E. Lee

She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl

— Eoin Colfer

It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give.

— Margo Kaufman

Guidance is everything, you have to accept that somebody is their own person, an individual.

— Erol Alkan

“ALREADY I HAVE GIVEN MORE PRACTICAL ADVICE THAN MY CURRENT THERAPIST WHO IS ACTUALLY LICENSED. HOW DOES ANYONE HAVE A JOB?”

— Allison Raskin

“I won’t offer you a tired admonition to avoid my path. I won’t advise you to stay on the straight and narrow. I won’t…

— Carolee Dean

“My parents think I need to see a psychologist. I told them I’m not going to see yet another shrink who isn’t going to…

— Tania Marshall

If you need counsel, start with the One who is both Counselor and King - the One who is the source of both wisdom…

— David Jeremiah