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Zombieland Quotes

10 quotes from 6 authors

Zombieland may not flood the page with lines, but the ten snippets capture its blend of absurdity and calm. You’ll hear a frantic plea for a gun, a modest claim of anonymity, and a description of frozen silence that hints at the film’s dark humor.

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That's what Zombieland is: frozen, calm, quiet.

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“Don't shoot me with my own gun!”

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I'm hardly the most notable person in 'Zombieland.' The other actors in it are way more famous than I am.

Jesse Eisenberg

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I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very…

Woody Harrelson

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The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

Jesse Eisenberg

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In 'Zombieland,' it was such a freewheeling plot it almost didn't matter what the characters were doing scene to scene as long…

Jesse Eisenberg

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In those moments where you're not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets.…

Jesse Eisenberg

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Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of…

MaryJanice Davidson

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“Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me:…

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Sometimes I think maybe they were right all along, the people on the other side in Zombieland. Maybe it would be better…

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