Our Heavenly Father and our Savior, Jesus Christ, know us and love us. They know when we are in pain or suffering… — Linda S. Reeves Copy Share Image
Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
As women politicians, we talk about the most difficult themes of state security, foreign relations and development models, then ask, 'How do… — Michelle Bachelet Copy Share Image
My husband said, 'Now you need to go and get a post-doctorate degree in tax law.' Tax law! I hate taxes. Why… — Michele Bachmann Copy Share Image
One of the things Obama's been doing is deliberately trying to increase the percentage of our population that is dependent on government… — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
I don't flirt. It's disrespectful to your husband. I would never do that. I'm very devoted, and he's the same. — Heidi Klum Copy Share Image
I think I'm an observer in a way. And my life was not so - well, my life was bad too -… — Yoko Ono Copy Share Image
If your husband is cheating on you, it doesn't mean that you need to get prettier -- it means he's a scumbag. — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
Identification with the body, with the mind, with our possessions, with our families, with our friends - any kind of identification takes… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I beg of you, you who could and should be bearing and rearing a family: Wives, come home from the typewriter, the… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you. — Croft M. Pentz Copy Share Image
Listening is everything. Listening is the whole deal. That's what I think. And I mean that in terms of before you work,… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
“Not every woman is obsessed with shoes. But every woman is more obsessed with shoes than her husband is (although that's not… — Peter Scott Copy Share Image
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you… — Barbara De Angelis Copy Share Image
I've married a man who owns nine cows," said Jinjur to Ozma, "and now I am happy and contented and willing to… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I once said to someone when I was playing Lady Macbeth and they said: "That's tricky, emotionally, what do you do about… — Judi Dench Copy Share Image
She reached out and touched the king’s face, cupping his cheek in her hand. “Just a nightmare,” he said, his voice still… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I think you'll find, when you're married, that it isn't nearly so important for you to be interesting as it is to… — Patti Page Copy Share Image
There is something wonderful about a death, how everything shuts down, and all the ways you thought you were vital are not… — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
In 2011, I announced that I was going to retire, and my agent panicked. So she says: No, no, no. You have… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
It is tempting to think of your husband-to-be as just another bridal accessory. It may be easier for him to play along… — Mimi Pond Copy Share Image
The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?' — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
