Do not be proud of the fact that your grandmother was shocked at something which your are accustomed to seeing or hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Avoid stock expressions (like the plague, as William Safire used to say) and repetitions. Don't say that as a boy your grandmother… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
If religion is the opiate of the people, tradition is an even more sinister analgesic, simply because it rarely appears sinister. If… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one.… — Hannah Whitall Smith Copy Share Image
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels. — Suzanne Farrell Copy Share Image
My Grandmother would say, 'Make sure you look good. Make sure you speak well. Make sure you remain that Southern gentleman that… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
Flustered, she replied, "You're not my - my - grandmother, or something." "You'd talk about this with your grandmother? I can't possibly… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
If TV seems improved, I think it's been enhanced by violence and sex permissible on cable, as well as better cinematography, but… — William Monahan Copy Share Image
