You might be a redneck if Quotes · Page 7

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

— Jeff Foxworthy