Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal. The jungle is my home. But I will show the world that I… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
“Beware. Beware. Beware of the big, green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys, puppy dog tails and big, fat snails.… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing,… — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform. — Ed Wood Copy Share Image
