I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions are pointless to cause most people only stick to them for about a month and then go back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's time to start working on New Year's Resolutions: 1. Make a lot of money. 2. Roll in aforementioned money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to never tell you what the person looks like who you kissed on New Year's. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year, I'm just making one New Year's resolution: Stop making resolutions. My only other resolution is to quit breaking my resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
