“I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and… — Garret Keizer Salt and pepper Copy Share Image
“My master gives me bread and beer and every good thing.” — Garret Keizer Good thing Copy Share Image
“If God came to India, he'd have to come as bread. If God came to Willoughby union he'd have to came as… — Garret Keizer Inspirational Copy Share Image
“I try to remember what I have too often forgotten to my peril: as far as teaching goes, when all you are… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
“If you can sustain the insight that people are doing the best they can--if you can maintain some faith that this is… — Garret Keizer Faith Copy Share Image
“People in the city are poor because they are oppressed, discriminated against and alienated; people in the country are poor because they're… — Garret Keizer Kids Copy Share Image
“Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all… — Garret Keizer Art Copy Share Image
“Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the people who regard political correctness as the… — Garret Keizer Forgiveness Copy Share Image
“As we're told that 10 percent of all high school education will be computer-based by 2014 and rise to 50 percent by… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
“The bottom line here -- and I use the phrase with an eye to the mind-set that promotes these 'systems' -- is… — Garret Keizer Bottom line Copy Share Image
“We inculcate in our children the sensibilities of raccoons, a fascination with shiny objects and an appetite for garbage, and then carp… — Garret Keizer Adolescents Copy Share Image
“Teachers who complain 'These kids have no work ethic' couldn't be farther off the mark. The problem is not that these kids… — Garret Keizer Education Copy Share Image
![“Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all constraint, when the best available evidence would suggest that we are in fact tame, spayed, and easily brought to heel.” quote by Garret Keizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c7e/garret-keizer-34804_art_our-advertising-and-even-our-arts-convey_2679349.jpg)
