Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? You put on something from the cleaners, they're gonna… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Someone creeping into his yard in the dead of night? More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering somewhere, covered in potato… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In football they measure forty-yard sprints. Nobody runs forty yards in basketball. Maybe you run the ninety-four feet of the court; then… — Donald Hall Copy Share Image
There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care… — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing. — Shaun Williamson Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I would make these incredibly bloody movies in my back yard. I was constantly making weird blood… — Fran Kranz Copy Share Image
Right now, where do we stand? Well right at the Russian border, both sides have been taking provocative actions, both sides are… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
A sign in the yard of a church next door said CHRIST IS THE ANSWER. (The question, of course, is: What do… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Late February, and the air's so balmy snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled into early blooming. Then, the inevitable blizzard will come,… — Gail Mazur Copy Share Image
If, on the other hand, happiness depends on a good breakfast, flowers in the yard, a drink or a nap, then we… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
The enemy are only 50 yards from us. We are heavily outnumbered. We are under devastating fire. I shall not withdraw an… — Som Nath Sharma Copy Share Image
Even if we planted a tree on every square yard available in the planet by the end of the century we would… — Graciela Chichilnisky Copy Share Image
Please remember the hundreds of tiny empty stomachs in our communities. Winter is a tough time for birds and other small creatures… — Alex Pacheco Copy Share Image
It was hard to remember what the yard had looked like even twelve hours before, undisturbed and pristine. Like it takes so… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: 'You're only responsible… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I knew we were going to marry someday, but I was absolutely surprised when he actually proposed. And surprised he had bought… — Jennifer Garner Copy Share Image
I envision a day when every city and town has front and back yards, community gardens and growing spaces, nurtured into life… — Greg Peterson Copy Share Image
There is something very shocking about seeing him standing dark and still on our doorstep. I lean the door a ways. The… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I learn immediately from any speaker how much he has already lived, through the poverty or the splendor of his speech. Life… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I get the same buzz cleaning up the yard as Leo Tolstoy did from scything hay. — Sergei Lukyanenko Copy Share Image
Writing comes into being to retain information across time and across space. Before writing, communication is evanescent and local; sounds carry a… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
I think the Greeks invented sports as an antidote to philosophy. In sports there are absolute rules. It's not, What about this?… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
