I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
On the nights the Lakers played, I wouldn't miss a second of the game. Every timeout, every commercial, I'd run to the… — Diana Taurasi Copy Share Image
Do not quit! Hundreds of times I have watched people throw in the towel at the one-yard line while someone else comes… — E. Joseph Cossman Copy Share Image
'Senior Citizen' and 'Silver Surfer' are the new euphemisms. Unless you're a female presenter on TV, in which case you're ready for… — Terry Wogan Copy Share Image
Despite tantalizing suggestions of fossilized microbes in meteorites, puzzling and possibly biogenic methane gas in the martian atmosphere, and a long-standing controversy… — Seth Shostak Copy Share Image
But first, the news: The House of Commons was sealed off today after police chased an escaped lunatic through the front door… — Ronnie Barker Copy Share Image
When I was still at school, I'd help Dad at the concrete yard he had prior to the garden centre. I was… — Rick Astley Copy Share Image
I'm a small-town kid who grew up with a cornfield in the back yard and dreaming of serving my country in public… — Mike Pence Copy Share Image
I sit in my room at my desk, looking out the window to the yard and waiting for a plot to come… — Siegfried Lenz Copy Share Image
I've got a statue of St. Francis in my front yard, and I'm not even a practicing Catholic. — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
I do get freaked out sometimes. I have kids hop my fence, get into my back yard, and just start screaming at… — Deadmau5 Copy Share Image
I'm healthy enough to still skate, so I gotta go because growing up I didn't have - I mean, I grew up… — Jeff Ament Copy Share Image
My husband and I have, in some ways, a non-traditional relationship - especially when it comes to domestic duties. He does most… — Therese Fowler Copy Share Image
The San Diego region in many ways is defined by our relationship with the ocean. It's our front yard and a beautiful… — Scott Peters Copy Share Image
I need enough room to eventually throw a baseball with a child; that's all the yard I need. That's all I want. — Jason Isbell Copy Share Image
I don't want to be throwing the football on the front yard when I'm 75. I mean, I'm not opposed to men… — Alec Baldwin Copy Share Image
“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
One day, when we were coming back from school, we saw this big cloud of smoke coming up, and all these fire-trucks… — Valerie June Copy Share Image
I was always impressed by how much my dad went out in the yard and played with me and my siblings when… — Andrew Luck Copy Share Image
My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics. — Joel Burns Copy Share Image
I never really take shortcuts. I was always one of those people who, instead of cutting across someone's yard on the way… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image