I'm not working at the Chevron, although I'd probably be the best person to work the night shift. Look at me. Nobody would try to steal a Snickers on my watch. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Today, if I could get a job, with face tattoos, being a professor, I would do that. I don't know what university would hire me, but that's my passion. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I'm male gigolo. Professionally? I don't think I've ever done anything professionally. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Ian MacKaye was in London while I was living there. We both decided that even though we had very different lifestyles, we had the… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Listen, man: I am not the industrial godfather, king, whatever. I don't relish that title. I don't like it. I think it's limiting. I… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I was a pretty delinquent little kid. My folks and I didn't get along, so I basically moved out... put myself through high school… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Let's get with it, guys: You don't need to hear a Ministry song to get political. You should be political on your own. We're… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
The more you think, the more you ruin things. Art has to come viscerally; otherwise, forget it. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Obama might as well be president of Turkey or Brazil; it does not matter. It's the system that is absolutely flawed, where 25 or… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I get along great with all of my exes. That's really cool. That's a good sign. — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
I've never seen the Osbournes, I've never seen Paris Hilton. I'd rather read than watch reality TV. I'd rather live life than watch somebody… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
Our label is very digital-friendly. We try to provide some free stuff to get interest in the band, but we have to pay our… — Al Jourgensen Copy Share Image
