She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of TV on demand. I'm embarrassed to say what I watch. It's the worst crap. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
Part of the function of memory is to forget; the omni-retentive mind will break down and produce at best an idiot savant… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
All of us growing up have come to terms with too much pain. Although we repress it, it's still there. The worst… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
I think something that really shocked me as a nanny were parents who sort of assumed the worst from the get-go. People… — Emma McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Almost always being among the reserves was the worst thing for me and for my confidence. — Gervinho Copy Share Image
the worst part about being lied to is knowing you werent worth the truth — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
Oh, great reviews are the worst. They mislead you more than the bad ones, because they only fuel your ego. Then you… — Chazz Palminteri Copy Share Image
The first time I ever performed spoken word poetry in front of a big crowd, it totally failed. It ended, people barely… — Phil Kay Copy Share Image
The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I have tremendous respect for fighters and I always tell people that boxing in movies is one thing but when you get… — Sylvester Stallone Copy Share Image
We don't have the same philosophy, but I don't think it's the worst thing in the world to have a nickname associated… — Julian Nagelsmann Copy Share Image
I think the worst way to go is to have somebody think they speak for God. If you look at history, every… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
Sometimes our worst mistakes in life, are caused by our worst understandings. — My (Me Copy Share Image
Enjoin what is good and forbid what is evil before the worst amongst you are given authority over you and then when… — Uthman ibn Affan Copy Share Image
The UN may not be very effective but I am a fan of the idea of the United Nations. I have been… — Mary Robinson Copy Share Image
Why is it I'm always so quick to believe that people are thinking...believing the worst about me? — Bette Greene Copy Share Image
My worst memory is of my first dance lesson as a 14-year old in Prague. My mother put me in this silver… — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
There is, though, nothing that prepares us for the worst things in our life. There is nothing you can do to stop… — James Frey Copy Share Image
If you feel uncomfortable on stage, you can very easily descend into a sort of abyss, convinced you're the worst actor ever,… — Stephen Dillane Copy Share Image
I loved the old government in 1861. I loved the old Constitution yet. I think it is the best government in the… — Nathan Bedford Forrest Copy Share Image
I didn't like The Astrodome or any of the Astro-Turf fields. Probably my worst ballpark was The Met in Minnesota; I hated… — Rollie Fingers Copy Share Image
I hire people who can do their jobs and who will advise me of things they don't agree with. The worst thing… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
I'd say my best memory was climbing Mt. Fuji, and the worst memory was... trying to fit my feet into the free… — Bruce Feiler Copy Share Image
For me, the worst writing generally just 'flips' things: this person's really a traitor; it was all a dream; etc. Nothing is… — Nic Pizzolatto Copy Share Image
The day I left for rehab, I was in such a mess. I've been told by those close to me that was… — Sarah Harding Copy Share Image
...the only thing that had tethered her to the earth had been him and it was strange, but she felt welded to… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
You'll get unsociable people whatever the nationality, colour, race or creed. I guess the British abroad have probably got the worst record… — Ken Loach Copy Share Image
A democracy is ... accounted the meanest and worst of all forms of government. — John Winthrop Copy Share Image
I am not one of the great composers. All the great have produced enormously. There is everything in their work - the… — Maurice Ravel Copy Share Image
Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention. — Chris Lowe Copy Share Image
The worst type of freedom we are suffering from in modern times is the freedom to lead an immoral life. — Nirmala Srivastava Copy Share Image
Football is not, in my view, a sport: it is somewhere between a business racket and a mental illness. I associate it… — Simon Heffer Copy Share Image
You have to take the rough with the smooth - that's what ski-jumping is all about. You always expect the worst. — Eddie the Eagle Copy Share Image