When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Our worst misfortunes never happen, and most miseries lie in anticipation. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“But oughtn't we to be prepared for the best too? It's just as likely to happen as the worst.” — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
Maybe the science is uncertain, maybe we don't have to worry about it. Climate change is the worst, but there's others. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
It's important to be willing to make mistakes. The worst thing that can happen is you become memorable. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
If they don't love you at your worst, they don't deserve you at your best. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates you from other people. — John Green Copy Share Image
Even the worst comic is at least somewhat entertaining, if only in a pathological way, for five minutes. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The worst thing I ever wore, really, was rubber pants, but I don't think that was a cliche. They were just way… — Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
I hire people who can do their jobs and who will advise me of things they don't agree with. The worst thing… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
I was Pac-Man. It was the worst costume ever. You would expect a big round suit, but it was just a mask… — Ray Toro Copy Share Image
They who live without Love are dead. / But the worst of all deaths is this -- / That the loving soul… — Hadewijch Copy Share Image
You know, Alix, men suck. Really. They are the worst. Come with me. I need an estrogen fix before their chromosomal defects… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you argue with a madman, it is extremely probable that you will get the worst of it; for in many ways… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that Donald Rumsfeld will go down in history as one of the worst secretaries of defense in history. We are… — John McCain Copy Share Image
But they never notice the following inconsistency: this so-called worst-case event, when it happened, exceeded the worst case at the time. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
A writer with her work needs to be like a dog with a bone all the time. She needs to know where… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
Do I think that people should in the best of all possible worlds have to go to jail for wanting the US… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
KFC is not black owned, but it sure knows to market heavily to African Americans - obviously hoping we won-t care about… — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
When the kids were growing up, I think they thought the worst thing about me being a mom is that I would… — Micah Perks Copy Share Image
The tent in which she first met him had smelled of blood, of the death she did not understand, and still she… — Cornelia Funke Copy Share Image
If you expect the worst from a person, you can't ever be disappointed... The pessimist takes a sort of gloomy pleasure in… — Anthony Burgess Copy Share Image
The worst time for me is in the final few hours of taking a track that you've worked on for two years… — Kevin Parker Copy Share Image
You're watching your kids playing football, and you're not present. It's like the worst... it's horrible. I despise myself for it. I… — Andy Serkis Copy Share Image
