“Let's be honest, your occupation is boring. It's great if you like it. It's great if you pretend to like it. It's really great if you work good hours and make good money. But I don't need to hear about… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“I’m haunted by demons but they aren’t very potent demons. They’re lazy, failure demons just like their possessor.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Life is chaotic and unscripted. Not everyone becomes a success. Or, even a failure. Most people just are. They don't even consider what they… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Let's be honest, your occupation is boring. It's great if you like it. It's great if you pretend to like it. It's really great… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Love conquers all.” But love doesn't conquer all. It doesn't conquer anything but boredom and horniness. Dictators with lots of brainwashed followers and state-of-the-art… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Let's be serious, I wasn't a jack of all trades. I was just a jack-off of none. A hubristic fool who lived in my… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“You see, the one thing the government and a lot of voters don't seem to understand is that you can't turn a failure into… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers no refreshments… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is decisiveness juice. It's also bad idea punch, intellect intoxicant, insolence nectar, fighting fluid, boastfulness booze, smartass sauce, injury water, aggressiveness aqua vitae,… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Modern life was so fleeting. You could spend all day reading blogs, jerking off, sending e-mails, watching reality television, playing video games, drinking beers.… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“There's a subtle difference between the man that lives like each day could be his last and the man who lives like there's no… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“I was always just there. In a perpetual nihilistic malaise of ennui and lots of other SAT words.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
