“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers no refreshments at the meetings, and where people actually read the books.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“I’m haunted by demons but they aren’t very potent demons. They’re lazy, failure demons just like their possessor.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Life is chaotic and unscripted. Not everyone becomes a success. Or, even a failure. Most people just are. They don't even consider what they… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Let's be honest, your occupation is boring. It's great if you like it. It's great if you pretend to like it. It's really great… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Love conquers all.” But love doesn't conquer all. It doesn't conquer anything but boredom and horniness. Dictators with lots of brainwashed followers and state-of-the-art… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Let's be serious, I wasn't a jack of all trades. I was just a jack-off of none. A hubristic fool who lived in my… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Soooooo, trying to grow a beard?” Nope. Just checking out on life.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“You see, the one thing the government and a lot of voters don't seem to understand is that you can't turn a failure into… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers no refreshments… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is decisiveness juice. It's also bad idea punch, intellect intoxicant, insolence nectar, fighting fluid, boastfulness booze, smartass sauce, injury water, aggressiveness aqua vitae,… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“Modern life was so fleeting. You could spend all day reading blogs, jerking off, sending e-mails, watching reality television, playing video games, drinking beers.… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“There's a subtle difference between the man that lives like each day could be his last and the man who lives like there's no… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
“I was always just there. In a perpetual nihilistic malaise of ennui and lots of other SAT words.” — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
