“I only just met you, I can’t lick you when I don’t even know you” — R.S. Burnett Drunken-behaviour Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“What would be your first thought if you woke up naked, next to me in bed?” “Huh … it’s kind of warm… — R.S. Burnett Andrew Copy Share Image
“Politeness never was one of your strong points” “Bitch was always one of yours though” — R.S. Burnett Bitch Copy Share Image
“I have never been with an ugly woman!” he argues. “You’ve never been with one that can tie her own shoe laces… — R.S. Burnett Banter Copy Share Image
“Why don’t you tell people what happened last night” “You slept on the sofa!” “And why is that?” “Because you’re … incompetent” — R.S. Burnett Arguing Copy Share Image
“Stay away from him! I haven’t gone near him! His fiancé however keeps following me around. Although now she knows I’m one… — R.S. Burnett Years ago Copy Share Image
“For the second time in my life I walk away from Tucker not wondering if I’ll ever see him again or wishing… — R.S. Burnett Life Copy Share Image
“I don’t reply. Surely Tucker wouldn’t bring someone back to a room knowing that I’ll be in the bed too, first shot.… — R.S. Burnett Drunken-behaviour Copy Share Image
“You could refer to me as god and the odd curtsey wouldn’t go a miss either” — R.S. Burnett Friendship Copy Share Image
“Fine, I just wanted to feel like me again” “Babe, you were naked” “Yeah well it worked so get over it” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
“Do you two have history?” “We used to friends” “Used to be?” “When I left, I never wanted to see him again” — R.S. Burnett Friends Copy Share Image
“I need to breathe” I manage to get out, his hold on me loosens slightly. “I need you” — R.S. Burnett Breathe Copy Share Image
“I'm not going to let you walk out on me again.” “I'm not walking out on you Tucker. I'm walking out on… — R.S. Burnett Going Copy Share Image
“Did you know Kyle’s back?” "Yes, we saw him earlier, why my panties just dropped at the sight of him. I simply… — R.S. Burnett Stripper Copy Share Image
“Baby that’s impossible, you can’t give him something you don’t have. That man who just walked out of this house, he’s the… — R.S. Burnett Left behind Copy Share Image
“So no I'm not perfect. I'm still as fucked up as I always was, the only difference is that now I'm happy… — R.S. Burnett Emotional Copy Share Image
“Why don’t we do the whole friends with benefits thing?” he asks seriously. “Because I don’t think I’d enjoy having the benefits… — R.S. Burnett Eating lunch Copy Share Image
