Stand-up is where I began, I call it 'going to the gym' when I return to it. — Lee Evans Call Copy Share Image
It's really important to me, doing the right thing. Only do something if you need to do it. — Lee Evans Doing the right thing Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Comic Copy Share Image
The one thing you can do if you've earned a few bob is buy your freedom. — Lee Evans Buy Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'You're so ordinary. I say, 'Well, that's who l am. Do you think I get up in the… — Lee Evans Morning Copy Share Image
We never stayed anywhere for long. Southport, Blackpool, Bristol, Essex - we moved all the time. I went to dozens of schools.… — Lee Evans Always Copy Share Image
The thing about the BBC is I've grown up with it. It's 'Hancock,' Leonard Rossiter, Morecambe & Wise, 'Blackadder,' 'Fawlty Towers'... I… — Lee Evans About Copy Share Image
It's a real honour to be the first comedian to play the O2 which will be the single biggest gig of my… — Lee Evans Be the first Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I sort of sat in a darkened room a lot of the time. I was very lonely… — Lee Evans Imagination Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of them old codgers, 'Oh yes, I went to Australia for the Comedy Festival once... I… — Lee Evans Australia Copy Share Image
My comedy is about nothing. I do it because I feel less inadequate on stage moving about than I do off stage… — Lee Evans Comedy Copy Share Image
It's true that Scottish audiences are harder to impress but, if they like you, they're very passionate. — Lee Evans Harder Copy Share Image
I've done every kind of student gig going, where you get beat up, spat out, chucked out, and your car nicked. Working… — Lee Evans Car Copy Share Image
Yeah, we toured the Orkneys once. In a tiny biplane which they shot out of a catapult. And then we got off… — Lee Evans Cold wind Copy Share Image
I'm not very comfortable with meself. Is anyone? You walk into a store and there's a whole array of cosmetics, people doing… — Lee Evans Comfortable Copy Share Image
We lived in the top-floor council flat, the same level as the flyovers going past the window. I loved it. I used… — Lee Evans Loved Copy Share Image
I don't really sleep well when I'm touring. It's so intense. I lie awake and worry about stuff. I'm scared that somebody… — Lee Evans Good Copy Share Image
To be a fellow of Cardiff University is just amazing. I went down there and I had to give a speech in… — Lee Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
Meeting Mel Brooks was like talking to a drum kit. He talks in rhythm - it's like 'Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-daaa, whoossssh.' 'Endgame' is… — Lee Evans He Copy Share Image
We were very working class and there is that chip on your shoulder from day one, but then I went to art… — Lee Evans Art Copy Share Image
