No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. — Freddie Mercury Copy Share Image
Do not lie to a woman , eventually she will figure out the truth anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
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I'll publish, right or wrong: / Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
You are growing... when you know what you are but not what you will become. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a witty person, but a pebble in the hands of a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can't… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr Copy Share Image
Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don't introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you love someone so much you're waiting for them, you're noble. If you're making someone who loves you wait for you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bill Gallagher's new version of 'The Prisoner' is an enthralling commentary on modern culture. It is witty, intelligent and disturbing. I am… — Ian Mckellen Copy Share Image
