Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just… — Drew Brees Copy Share Image
Bombs fall and wipe out civilization as we know it, two things come up out of the ashes: roaches and F-150s. — James Sallis Copy Share Image
Anyone can be crazy. That's usually just because there's something screwed up in your wiring, you know? But suicide is a whole… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
We are creating the future. It is not determined. If we get our act together and solve our current problems, we could… — Edgar Mitchell Copy Share Image
But I really believe it is in America's interest as well as that of the free world more generally to stop Iran… — Frank Gaffney Copy Share Image
Be cheerful; wipe thine eyes: Some falls are means the happier to arise — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Baby wipes are great for everything! For wiping babies' butts, as an eye-makeup remover, to wipe the counter, to clean my hands… — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
God, send me an angel from the heavens above. Send me an angel to heal my broken heart from being in love,… — Amanda Perez Copy Share Image
Peeta smiles and douses Haymitch's knife in white liquor from a bottle on the floor. He wipes the blade clean on his… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
Equity is the cushion that protects financial institutions from unexpected changes in the value of their assets. The greater the leverage, the… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
I start from scratch with each movie; I wipe the slate and I certainly don't rely on some bag of acting tricks… — Christian Bale Copy Share Image
This city is dying of rabies. Is the best I can do to wipe random flecks of foam from its lips? — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
May the stars carry your sadness away, may the flowers fill your heart with beauty, may hope forever wipe away your tears. — Chief Dan George Copy Share Image
When it's in a book I don't think it'll hurt any more ...exist any more. One of the things writing does is… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
Don’t kill me,” he sobbed as he lay there. “Oh God, please don’t kill me.” “If you had let me finish,” Skulduggery… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
Take a deep breath and tell us your deepest, darkest secret, so we can wipe our brow and know that we're not… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
O, let me kiss that hand! KING LEAR: Let me wipe it first; it smells of mortality. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There is an incredible amount of magic and feistiness in black men that nobody has been able to wipe out. But everybody… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you keep them secret, and give them to the… — Muhammad Copy Share Image
Friar Hugo, old friend, brace yourself. I am the bearer of tragic news!" Alarm spread across Hugo's pudgy features. "Tell me, Jess.… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
April, like a child, Writes hieroglyphs on dust with flowers, Wipes them away and forgets. — Rabindranath Tagore Copy Share Image
I am getting some good offers still. Some nice things are coming my way just as they always have, so unless I… — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
