“Neither of them asked what I’d done over winter break, except to say that I looked thin. While I hoped this was because they each knew where I’d been the whole time, and didn’t necessarily want the other one to… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“What?” Mr. U slumped in his chair, his coffee cup tipping and the drops of coffee” — James Browning Copy Share Image
“it’s like I have two kinds of students now. Kids who write their homework and thought papers on their phones. Kids who just sound… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“State politics is show business for ugly people who can’t remember their lines.” — James Browning Copy Share Image
“Three-way Scrabble is about as boring as I’d imagine a ménage à trois to be—the clutter, the awkwardness, how hard it is to concentrate—so” — James Browning Copy Share Image
“He made us write papers without using “good,” “bad,” “very,” “like,” or any form of “to be,” and it was the native speakers who… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“Do you know the one about how politics is show business for the ugly? State politics is show business for ugly people who can't… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“Maybe it’s true that an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of keyboards will eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare.… — James Browning Copy Share Image
“Neither of them asked what I’d done over winter break, except to say that I looked thin. While I hoped this was because they… — James Browning Copy Share Image
