Wine Quotes · Page 93

not all drugs are good.. some of them are great

— Bill Hicks

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

— Rush Limbaugh

“Methamphetamine? It's called dope out on the streets, you know? Ice, clouds, crystal.”

— C.M. Stunich

Get my kush in California, Get my dro from Arizona

— Lil Wayne

“Here’s a random factoid: I like cats. And here’s another: I like red wine.”

— Shannon Celebi

Don't let anyone tell you drinking alone is wrong...

— LeeAnn Nguyen

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

— W. C. Fields

A God-intoxicated man. [Ger., Gott-trunkener Mensch.]

— Novalis

“I am going to get a beer with some friends and stop working on this damn conclusion. Too few of you, Big…

— Seth Stephens-Davidowitz

Don't drink too much." "When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop." "I'll have to get a shorter…

— Richard Kadrey

“Ginsberg and those coffee houses with hungry-looking guitar players never did mean shit to me. They never took their drinking seriously.”

— Oscar Zeta Acosta

The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

— Anonymous

The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on…

— James Scott Bell

“I'd rather drink my dinner out of a martini glass and follow it up with a cosmopolitan chaser.”

— Kimberly Raye

I have enormous respect for beer. It gives better sight to dull senses and intensifies latent ability.

— John Nash

Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.

— Andrea Dworkin

“It was clear from talking to them, that what kept them motivated was the quality of the experience they felt when they…

— Steven Kotler

I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and…

— M. F. K. Fisher

She should have remembered her past experiences in the relationship wars and not let herself get so excited. Evidently her hormones had…

— Linda Howard

. To remove a bandage painlessly, Saturate the bandage with vodka. The stuff dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs…

— Tamika-leeigh

Branson ate his salad, and left the rest of his fish untouched, while Grace tucked into his steak and kidney pudding with…

— Peter James

“Willy, one of the guys at the distillery, comes up with what Oliver and I agree is the best definition of what…

— Iain Banks

One Saturday in 1984, I walked into my first AA meeting. I went regularly for six years and only stopped when I…

— Jack Dee

“Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities,…

— Augusten Burroughs

Well that's the nicest thing a beer induced hallucination has ever said to me.

— Rocko

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

— Bertrand Russell

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

— George Gobel

“We fight because we have things to fight about, it has nothing to do with the wine.”

— Tarryn Fisher

“Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.”

— Santosh Kalwar

Some people are addicts. If they don't act, they don't exist.

— Jeanne Moreau

Ok to ban smoking from workplaces, but not to ban smoking.

— Mike Huckabee

Pussy getting problems, can't live without em. The weed too loud, turn up the volume.

— Lil Wayne

How do I stop eleven million people from buying the grape?

— Dolores Huerta

It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years.

— Gerard Way

“...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife.”

— Iain Sinclair

Gimme a visky with a ginger ale on the side - and don't be stinchy, beby.

— Greta Garbo

“Depth perception and beer obviously weren't related.”

— Katie McGarry

I was never a rah-rah person. I never sold drugs or did anything crazy.

— Slick Rick

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

— John Lee Hooker

I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.

— Michael Anthony