“Oh my God. I'm not Keith Richards. I'm Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!” — Dave Mustaine Copy Share Image
The best medicine against the grapes of wrath is a whiff of grapeshot — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
I really like a margarita, but I feel like you don't always want something that extra. — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
I'm drinking Jameson, by myself. Thinking about what we could have had. Because nothing else seems to help. Everything just makes me… — JMSN Copy Share Image
And straightway one of them ran, and took a spunge, and filled it with vinegar, and put it on a reed, and… — Bible Copy Share Image
Alcohol is the only thing in the world that urges the society to confront the beast hidden in a human being — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“And isn't that just typical of an addict? They're always fucking sorry once they're okay” — Cari Waites Copy Share Image
“The oldest vine in the world, planted more than four centuries ago and still producing grapes and wine, is the Stara Trta… — Lonely Planet Copy Share Image
I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday Copy Share Image
I once was here and now I'm not, I went away to smoke some pot, I left this here to prove a… — Levita Carin Copy Share Image
Wine to me is something that brings people together. Wine does promote conversation and promote civility, but it's also fascinating. It's the… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
You really can't just take someone who's got a drug addiction and just put 'em in rehab. It doesn't work that way.… — Rosario Dawson Copy Share Image
And in cases where profound conviction has been wrought, the eloquent man is he who is no beautiful speaker, but who is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“They got drunk and high on a regular basis, but this is a vestige of youth that you either quit while you're… — Bucky Sinister Copy Share Image
Holiday? Is like, what? I'm a hyperactive girl, so it may be boring for me to be on the beach doing nothing.… — Melanie Laurent Copy Share Image
Now I understand what exhaustion is. It’s not just a code word for heroin addiction. People don’t teach you how to handle… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
The thing that I'm most proud of in my life is that if a stranger came up to me and said, 'I… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
A shot to kill the pain; a pill to drain the shame. A purge to stop the gain; a cut to break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen. -Justin — Pitch Perfect Copy Share Image
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Got roofied at a super bowl party last night. Missing a sock, my car, and my liver. — Chanel Dudley Copy Share Image
Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans are smoking less. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image