“There is a kind of stupidity among the drunks, particularly when they are sober...” — John le Carré Copy Share Image
Why do our politicians put warnings on cigarette packs and not on their own foreheads? — Tim O'Brien Copy Share Image
Liquor and love rescue the cloudy sense banish its despair give it a home. — William Carlos Williams Copy Share Image
In legislation we all do a lot of swapping tobacco across the lines. — Joseph Gurney Cannon Copy Share Image
I love smoking. I miss it every day of my life. If I found out that it didn't cause cancer, I would… — Beth Grant Copy Share Image
I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to… — Greg Proops Copy Share Image
I fought against the bottle, but I had to do it drunk. Took my diamond to the pawn shop, but that don't… — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
“It is the attendance at a great meal, with one too many courses and two too many glasses of wine, that makes… — John Mariani Copy Share Image
“Jesse reached into a bottom drawer and brought out a bottle of... oh, hey, single-malt scotch. Some SOFs did know how to… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water, thought it wine and got glorious drunk. — Will M Cook Copy Share Image
I wasn't a social drinker. I used to say that I didn't want to go to bars because they were full of… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane. (needless to say, with… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
A seasoned woman is spicy. She has been marinated in life experiences. Like a complex wine, she can be alternately sweet, tart,… — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
“I was told that even if I had years of sobriety, I would always be an addict, and I believed it. Since… — Michael J Heil Copy Share Image
At the halfway point of any drunken night, there is a moment when an Indian realizes he cannot turn back toward tradition… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
The world exists, not for what it means but for what it is. The purpose of mushrooms is to be mushrooms, wine… — Robert Farrar Capon Copy Share Image
“Drugs are a bet with your mind.” “It’s like gambling, somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don’t… — Jim Morrison Copy Share Image
On the information sheet in a New York hotel, I recently read: 'Dear guest! To guarantee that you will fully enjoy your… — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
“That's the thing about social drinking: In the end, it's the drinking that creates the scene, not the other way around. You… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
“He used sweet wine in place of life because he didn't have any more life to use.” — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first duty of wine is to be red. Don't talk to me of your white wines. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow. — Kathy Mattea Copy Share Image
“The decision can’t alone be mine, While the chalice is still full of wine” — Rahim Haider Copy Share Image
If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it's always zero per cent. — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
