“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
To get a traveling salesman drunk is the height of impossibility. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
High and fine literature is wine, and mine is only water; but everybody likes water. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“We must meditate, brothers. These grapes will yield no wine till we tread upon them.” — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
The Eucharist becomes a microcosmic moment of belief and power in which we say we believe in the real presence of God… — Richard Rohr Copy Share Image
I like California wine, I really like wines from Washington state. I love wines from Spain and Italy. I don't know about… — Joe Maddon Copy Share Image
We lightin ganja ganja, every day we burn dutchies, And then we stay around more trees than Fern Gully, I earn money,… — Chris Webby Copy Share Image
I'm a hop on the bus with Biz. Yo Brother let's get drunk and I'm coming with blunt after blunt of this… — Layzie Bone Copy Share Image
“We are all in “the perpetual quest for keeping oneself occupied, entertained, and important—which burns at the edge of addiction.” — Jana Richman Copy Share Image
I became the head of the household. I went to school in the morning and sold wines all afternoon until seven o'clock… — Emanuel Celler Copy Share Image
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but when intoxicated by power, he seldom recovers. — James Francis Copy Share Image
We may not know who is craft beer but we sure as hell will know what is craft beer by who isn't. — Alan Arnett McLeod Copy Share Image
“I bet you one million in money,” Rezvan said as he blew out smoke, “that the number of hours Americans spend per… — Rebecca Lee Copy Share Image
I'm not guilty. You're the one that's guilty. The lawmakers, the politicians, the Colombian drug lords, all you who lobby against making… — Wesley Snipes Copy Share Image
I was a drug dealer, so I've killed a lot of people, with drugs. When you're a drug dealer and you see… — Sam Childers Copy Share Image
The city?" Tyrion was lost. "What city would that be?" "King's Landing. I am sending you to court." It was the last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Picking oranges in Florida. Pushing a broom in New Orleans. Mucking out horse-stalls in Lufkin, Texas. Handing out real estate brochures on… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Addicts, as a group, generally score far above average o intelligence tests. Why? You tell me. I guess maybe we're smart enough… — James Frey Copy Share Image
I have a neighbor who knows 200 types of wine. ... I only know two types of wine - red and white.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A thirty-two-ounce soda and a tank of gas is America distilled to its seminal fluids.” — Richard Manning Copy Share Image
There are many ways to the recognition of truth, and Burgundy is one of them. — Isak Dinesen Copy Share Image
Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka. — Viktor Chernomyrdin Copy Share Image
I experimented with weed, Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline for about a year and a half. — Melissa Joan Hart Copy Share Image
“Gino refilled my glass. “What a night. Booze, broads, and a barroom brawl.” — Michael Murphy Copy Share Image
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers. — Joe Teti Copy Share Image
People intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin Copy Share Image
