Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
Do I drink in public? Certainly I drink in public! Ben Cartwright wouldn't, but I do. — Lorne Greene Copy Share Image
We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
A glass of whisky in Scotland in the thirties cost less than a cup of tea. — Catherine Helen Spence Copy Share Image
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking. — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice. — Prodigy Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I understand that drugs aren't for everybody, I think it's an issue of personal freedom of choice. — Kool A.D Copy Share Image
Bring the pure wine of love and freedom. But sir, a tornado is coming. More wine, we'll teach this storm A thing… — Rumi Copy Share Image
Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Finish the wine," he suggested softly, "and let me have my way with you. And in the morning we'll both pretend that… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
One of the most insidious myths in American wine culture is that a wine is good if you like it. Liking a… — Karen MacNeil Copy Share Image
Dreamland's 420 Rally! Toke-zilla! Political wrangling between state and federal laws! Follow the PEACE PIPERS! Theyre leading the toke-a-thon. Its no joke!… — Javaz Copy Share Image
Today While the blossoms still cling to the vine I'll taste your strawberries I'll drink your sweet wine A million tomorrows shall… — John Denver Copy Share Image
Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called… — Edmund Burke Copy Share Image
“Absinthe is legal today in Europe, the United States, and many places around the world. Some governments regulate the amount of thujone… — Amy Stewart Copy Share Image
Sometimes people want to do better with their lives, but they're trapped in their habits & addictions. When you see the least… — Dearlisa Copy Share Image
Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure… For already have I suffered… — Homer Copy Share Image
“Like addiction itself, anxiety will always find a target, but exists independently of its targets. Only when we become aware of it… — Gabor Maté Copy Share Image
