I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. — George Burns Copy Share Image
I've had very little sex. I like my Scotch, but I've never been drunk. — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
Music loud: Check! Drink in hand: Check! Smile on face: Check! Saturday mode activated! — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
It warms the blood, adds luster to the eyes, and wine and love have ever been allies. — Ovid Copy Share Image
I smoke so much weed that you wouldn't believe and I get more ass then a toilet seat. — Nate Dogg Copy Share Image
I will say there have been occasional times - not when I'm playing, but when I'm studying - that I have found… — Hikaru Nakamura Copy Share Image
Grab her by the neck, bring her to my lips, I take my time to enjoy her cause this bottle full of… — Martin Vega Copy Share Image
As a good wine must be kept in a good cask, so a wholesome body is the proper foundation for a well-appointed… — Johannes Tauler Copy Share Image
Intoxication is calculated to put heart into the elderly and give them delight in dancing. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the… — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nicotine has been proven addictive harmful to teenagers, threatening normal brain development. — John B. Larson Copy Share Image
“In all your days, so few of them will be spent drinking wine at its source. Those days are special.” — Laure Dugas Copy Share Image
Law enforcement in the United States, thanks largely to the war on drugs; routinely targets people of color often living in ghetto… — Michelle Alexander Copy Share Image
“Smoke a bowl and you can do this for hours,” one of the guys says. “Just kidding. No drugs in the major… — Rafi Kohan Copy Share Image
It's funny, because my last record was a lot about isolation and people living in separate worlds that other people can't even… — Aimee Mann Copy Share Image
The wine world is so big. Yes, there are styles of wines I don't like. Orange wine, natural wines and low-alcohol wines.… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
What makes you say that a guy who has been on the street for five years and is a heroin addict is… — Andrew Cuomo Copy Share Image
“Nothing grows among its pinnacles; there is no shade except under great toadstools of sandstone whose bases have been eaten to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was the tequila that did it. Tequila is spiteful, two-faced, sweet as pie when you’re saying hi, paying your monies and… — Simon Pont Copy Share Image
“ ‘Ozzy, why do you drink so much? What’s the point?’ The right answer to that question was: because I’m an alcoholic;… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
