Lets get drunk and tell each other everything we're too afraid to say sober. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The shortest way out of Manchester is notoriously a bottle of Gordon's gin. — William Bolitho Copy Share Image
What do drunkards do? They... drink... themselves... to... death. — William Seabrook Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“As the nicotine addiction seizes control, your definition of a “sh*tty day” begins to broaden.” — Dawid Mazurkiewicz Copy Share Image
I don't smoke or drink, but I will not tell you that I won't smoke again. Probably I will when I'm 60. — Femi Kuti Copy Share Image
I have eaten your bread and salt. I have drunk your water and wine. The deaths ye died I have watched beside… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
I have better use for my brain than to poison it with alcohol. To put alcohol in the human brain is like… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Cannes is a little bit like French wine. There are certain years that people prefer over others. — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Yes, it is the Big Easy, home of the shortest hangover on the planet, where libation can greet you on Monday morning… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
“People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "showing up on Maury .” — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
A man in Australia has been fined after buckling a case of beer with a seatbelt, but leaving a 5 year-old child… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Don't you think it would be better to legalize victimless crimes like drugs & prostitution & divert the resources to more important… — Larry King Copy Share Image
. . . the solution is not to toss youthful offenders into jail or prisons. We long ago recognized alcoholism to be… — Tom McCall Copy Share Image
Whenever you drop something by fight, it is never dropped. You can drop smoking by fighting, and then you will start doing… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
The U.S. has always been a contradiction. It's always been a deeply protectionist, institutional place, where you're not allowed to smoke, and… — Liam Gillick Copy Share Image
The discovery of a grey hair when you are brushing out your whiskers of a morning—first fallen flake of the coming snows… — Alexander Smith Copy Share Image
The short bloom of our brief and narrow life flies fast away. While we are calling for flowers and wine and women,… — Juvenal Copy Share Image
Our emphasis here is based not only on the growing seriousness of drug-related crimes, but also on the belief that relieving our… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
