This ain't how it's supposed to be. I feel like you're trying to take control of me. I'm a man, but I… — Lmfao Copy Share Image
“Drugs?" "Rituals. Are you messing around with drugs?" "No. But maybe rituals." "Drugs might be better.” — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
I'm not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and… — Fergie Copy Share Image
Life sucks, then you die, so roll a blunt and let's get high, if at first you don't succeed, try again with… — Massmurder Copy Share Image
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want… — Billy Carter Copy Share Image
The voice is an instrument that you really must take time to develop. It's like a good red wine Give it time. — Cecilia Bartoli Copy Share Image
“He sipped fine whiskey from a glass poured from a bottle he did not share, the better to emphasize his superior equality.” — David VanDyke Copy Share Image
Hey officers, the only people who can say the alphabet backwards are the people who practice it because they're always drinking and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don’t look stoned?” My heart began to pound. The classic aim of a pothead is always to look perfectly straight—and if… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
I've always been outspoken about the fact that I have no care for material things. I'm not going to post a picture… — Kip Moore Copy Share Image
“We would be attending the conference under false pretenses and dealing, from the start, with a crowd that was convened for the… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Nicotine is a highly addictive substance, and is present in most e-cigarettes. E-cigarettes also contain cancer-causing nitrosamines and diethylene glycol, a toxic… — Margaret Cuomo Copy Share Image
Theres a constant struggle going on about how much will be illegal and how much you will be free to take. Can… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Rush like a river from the highest mountain, drink from the fountain and stop your counting. What kind of wine does he… — Trevor Hall Copy Share Image
I do my best to look at the bigger picture and not sweat the small stuff. I make it a point to… — Candice Accola Copy Share Image
“I was a palm-wine drinkard since I was a boy of ten years of age. I had no other work more than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“How could I ever bring myself to forget my last heavenly night in the divine town of wineries? Never...” — Ramona Matta Copy Share Image
“...And there's the Midnight Growlers, a philosophical movement dedicated to high spiritual ideals and the pursuit of truth and -' Beer,' said… — Robert Rankin Copy Share Image
They say a drunken mind speaks a sober heart, so drink up and tell me how you really feel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading: Henny Youngman. He was a wise man who invented beer — Plato Copy Share Image
The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones. — Talib Kweli Copy Share Image
“(a hangover without a head to torment is like a philanthropist without an institution to endow),” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
My manager said, "Don't use liquor as a crutch!" I can't use liquor as a crutch, because a crutch helps me walk. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There can never be any substitute for your own palate nor any better education than tasting the wine yourself. — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
Another drunk goes up to a parking meter, puts in a quarter, the dial goes to 60. The drunk says, "Huh. I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't feel like there's any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It's a harmless herbal substance that increases… — Ezra Miller Copy Share Image
Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What I desire is that which would give you pleasure. If this wine gives you pleasure, I will pour it. If there… — Alyssa Cole Copy Share Image
Obama was heckled by someone who said, 'Don't forget about medical marijuana.' The Secret Service has narrowed the suspects down to everyone… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Ellie officially knew the secret to making everything in life seem brighter: two glasses of wine.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The great thing about making cognac is that it teaches you above everything else to wait-man proposes, but time and God and… — Jean Monnet Copy Share Image
A man is a fool if he drinks before he reaches fifty, and a fool if he doesn't drink afterward. — Frank Lloyd Wright Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've entered the world of wine without any professional training, but a definite appetite for good bottles. — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette Copy Share Image
“There is a path one takes when moving toward destruction. Like someone who has one drink on a Friday night, and two… — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
“Cigarette smoking is injurious to health, After all it's pretty good than peoples.They injurious to Soul” — Mohammed Zaki Ansari Copy Share Image
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“after all had eaten, then Geraint, For now the wine made summer in his veins, Let his eye rove in following, or… — Baron Alfred Tennyson Copy Share Image
